why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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