dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
