Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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