Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
how does that bad decision feel?
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