kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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