The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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