i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
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Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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