You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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