Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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