did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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