the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
