I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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