he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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