So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
