can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
You need Xanax blowdarts
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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