look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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