giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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