She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
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you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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