Dual....:-)
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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