Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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