I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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