is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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