try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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