Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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