Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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