Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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