the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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