hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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