K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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