He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
We left the knife in your bed.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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