Need sex. Gaining weight.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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