And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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