Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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