I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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