Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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