You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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