Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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