if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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