Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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