I'm jealous of your bromance
4 words: hood of his car
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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