HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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