I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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