So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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