I wanna passion pit in your ass
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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