I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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