I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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