No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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