Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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