who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He shit in the fireplace
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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