I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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