you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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