I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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