My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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