So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Randomize
