She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I supernannyed him into submission
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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