girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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