Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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