Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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