More tranny stories later!
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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