Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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