I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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