Bisexual people are plain selfish.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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